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Pizzas and Burgers in Portsmouth

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Little Somethings

Nibble one as a snack, share a selection at the table. Our “Little Somethings” are served grazing stykle, this means they’ll come out of the kitchen as and when they are ready, so sit back & relax, something good is coming.

  • A STAR IS PRAWN
    A STAR IS PRAWN £6.50

    Panko Prawns, Sweet Chilli

  • RETRO-A-GOGO (V)
    RETRO-A-GOGO (V) £5.25

    Breaded Mushrooms, Mayo

  • MOZZ-POPS (V)
    MOZZ-POPS (V) £5.75

    Battered Mozzarella, Tomato & Basil Dip

  • FRICKLES (v)
    FRICKLES (v) £3.95

    Battered Pickles

  • STICKY SAUSAGES
    STICKY SAUSAGES £4.50

    Honey Mustard Sausages

  • HUMMUS (P)
    HUMMUS (P) £5.00

    Dough Sticks

  • DOUGH STICKS (V)
    DOUGH STICKS (V) £4.75

    Garlic & Basil Butter

  • PEPPERONI POPPERS
    PEPPERONI POPPERS £5.25

    Pepperoni & Mozzarella Parcels, House Pizza Sauce

  • HELLO-ME (V)
    HELLO-ME (V) £5.75

    Lightly Dusted, Fried Peri-Peri Halloumi, Sour Cream

  • SALT & PEPPER CALAMARI
    SALT & PEPPER CALAMARI £6.75

    Sweet Chilli

  • BUTTERMILK CHICKEN FINGERS
    BUTTERMILK CHICKEN FINGERS £6.25

    Garlic & Fresh Herb Mayo

  • THINGS CAN ONLY GET FETA (V)
    THINGS CAN ONLY GET FETA (V) £6.00

    Feta, Heirloom Tomatoes, Lemon & Herb Olives, Mini Garlic & Basil Flatbread, DIY "Jar-Jar" Dressing

  • CHEEKY YUM YUMS (P)
    CHEEKY YUM YUMS (P) £6.25

    Sweet Potato Falafel, "Especial" Mayo

  • BEE A GOAT (V)
    BEE A GOAT (V) £5.95

    Baked Honeyed Goats Cheese, Dough Sticks

  • VAMP-I BITES (P)
    VAMP-I BITES (P) £5.50

    Plant Based "Scampi", Dill And Pickle Dressing

  • IT'S A WING THING: HOUSE BOURBON BBQ
    IT'S A WING THING: HOUSE BOURBON BBQ £5.95

    House Bourbon Chicken Wings & House Bourbon BBQ Dip

  • IT'S A WING THING: BUFFALO
    IT'S A WING THING: BUFFALO £5.95

    Buffalo Chicken Wings & Blue Cheese Dip

  • IT'S A WING THING: JERK
    IT'S A WING THING: JERK £5.95

    Jerk Chicken Wings & Lime Mayo Dip

Sharing & Combos

  • QUACKING PANCAKES
    QUACKING PANCAKES £11.50

    Shredded Duck In Hoisin Sauce, Pancakes, Spring Onion, Cucumber

  • DIRTY NACHOS
    DIRTY NACHOS £8.50

    Tortilla Chips, Pulled Pork In House Bourbon BBQ, Monterey Jack

  • NACH YOUR AVERAGE NACHOS (P)
    NACH YOUR AVERAGE NACHOS (P) £8.25

    Tortilla Chips, Salsa, "Plant-eeze", Home-made Guacamole, Jalapenos

  • GRAB 'N' GRAZE COMBO (V)
    GRAB 'N' GRAZE COMBO (V) £15.00

    House Nachos, Basil & Garlic Flatbread, Topped Chips, Choose From: Uber, Filthy, Buff, Or Guacing-Good

  • SHARING IS CARING COMBO
    SHARING IS CARING COMBO £15.00

    Buttermilk Fingers, Breaded Mushrooms, Sticky Sausages, Cheesy Tortilla Chips, Salsa, Garlic & Fresh Herb Mayo, House Bourbon BBQ

Stonebaked Pizza

Stonebaked dough, topped with our house Pizza sauce & Mozzarella*, then it’s up to you.

  • THE ELVIS
    THE ELVIS £11.00

    Beef burger, Monterey jack cheese, bacon, pickles & crave sauce.

  • THE JERK
    THE JERK £11.50

    Chicken, Roasted Red Peppers, Red Onion, Jerk Sauce

  • Feta The Devil You Know (v)
    Feta The Devil You Know (v) £11.50

    Feta, spinach, lemon & herb olives, red onion

  • THE CLASSIC
    THE CLASSIC £10.00

    Pepperoni.

  • THE NEW YORKER
    THE NEW YORKER £11.50

    Chicken, smoked bacon and house bourbon BBQ sauce.

  • THE MARGIE (V)
    THE MARGIE (V) £9.50

    Heirloom tomatoes, mozzarella & basil.

  • THE ABSOLUTE QUACKER
    THE ABSOLUTE QUACKER £13.00

    Hoisin Duck, spring onion, cucumber

  • THE RITA (P)
    THE RITA (P) £9.50

    Heirloom tomatoes, 'plant-eese' cheese and basil.

  • THE DAIRY DODGE (P)
    THE DAIRY DODGE (P) £10.75

    Roasted peppers, heirloom tomatoes, red onions, mushrooms, spinach, avocado & no cheese!

  • THE MONSTER MEAT
    THE MONSTER MEAT £10.75

    Pepperoni, Sausage, Bacon, Red Peppers

  • THE EATA-THE-FAJITA
    THE EATA-THE-FAJITA £12.50

    Fajita Spiced Chicken, Roasted Red Peppers, Jalapenos, Red Onion, Salsa, Sour Cream, Home-made Guacamole, Crushed Tortilla Chips

  • THE HOT ONE
    THE HOT ONE £11.50

    Pepperoni, chilli-pepper cheddar, jalapeños, red chilli & chilli oil.

  • THE FLORENCE (V)
    THE FLORENCE (V) £11.50

    Lemon & Herb Olives, Spinach, Egg, Heirloom Tomatoes

  • THE KIDDING AROUND (V)
    THE KIDDING AROUND (V) £11.50

    Goats Cheese, Red Onion, Roasted Red Peppers

  • THE SAY CHEESE (V)
    THE SAY CHEESE (V) £10.50

    Monterey jack cheese, halloumi and mozzarella.

  • THE HOLA CHICK
    THE HOLA CHICK £12.00

    Monterey jack cheese, halloumi and mozzarella.

Gourmet Burgers

Our Burgers are served in a pretzel bun with leaves, red onion, heirloom tomatoes and a small portion of chips.

  • THE SO WRONG BUT SO RIGHT
    THE SO WRONG BUT SO RIGHT £13.00

    Buttermilk Chicken, Bacon, Blue Cheese Dressing, Waffles, Maple Syrup On The Side, No Bun

  • THE FIRE STARTER
    THE FIRE STARTER £11.00

    Beef burger, peri-peri, chilli-pepper cheddar and jalapeños.

  • The WIGGLE-MUMA
    The WIGGLE-MUMA £11.50

    Buttermilk Chicken, Katsu Sauce, Cucumber, Coriander

  • THE SCOUNDREL
    THE SCOUNDREL £11.50

    Buttermilk chicken, buffalo sauce, chilli pepper cheddar and jalapeños.

  • THE BURGER ME
    THE BURGER ME £12.50

    Beef Burger, Sausage, Bacon, Egg, Hash Brown

  • THE CRAVE
    THE CRAVE £9.50

    Beef burger, Monterrey Jack cheese, house 'crave' sauce and pickles.

  • THE CHIN DRIBBLER
    THE CHIN DRIBBLER £12.00

    Beef Burger, Pulled Pork In House Bourbon BBQ, Monterey Jack

  • THE QUACKING BURGER
    THE QUACKING BURGER £12.50

    Beef Burger, Shredded Duck In Hoisin, Cucumber, Spring Onion

  • THE PLANT-EEZE (P)
    THE PLANT-EEZE (P) £11.50

    House veggie patty, salsa & 'plant-eeze' cheese.

  • THE BUTTERMILK BABY!
    THE BUTTERMILK BABY! £11.50

    Buttermilk chicken, Monterey jack cheese, bacon topped with a blue cheese sauce.

  • THE 'BEING GOOD’
    THE 'BEING GOOD’ £10.50

    Chicken & avocado.

  • THE YOUR NAN DOES
    THE YOUR NAN DOES £11.50

    Buttermilk chicken, peri-peri, Monterey jack cheese, jalapeños and roasted garlic mayo.

  • THE HOUSE
    THE HOUSE £11.00

    Beef burger, house bourbon bbq sauce, smoked bacon and Monterey jack cheese.

  • THE FILL-OF-FISH
    THE FILL-OF-FISH £12.00

    Southern Fried Fish, Lime Mayo

  • THE HELLO-YOU (V)
    THE HELLO-YOU (V)

    Buttermilk battered halloumi with sweet chilli.

  • THE GREEN MACHINE RIDES AGAIN (P)
    THE GREEN MACHINE RIDES AGAIN (P) £10.50

    House veggie patty, avocado and 'Especial' mayo.

  • THE HUMMER (P)
    THE HUMMER (P) £11.00

    House Veggie Patty, Hummus, Roasted Red Peppers

  • THE VIVA DIVA!
    THE VIVA DIVA! £11.25

    Chicken, Chorizo, Garlic & Fresh Herb Mayo

Cheeky Classics

Our cheeky classics menu has all the pub favourites you know and love!

  • THE BA-DA-BING CHICK-IN £12.00

    Buttermilk Chicken, Tomato & Basil Sauce, Mozzarella, Chips, Baby House Salad & DIY "Jar-Jar" Dressing

  • THE OLD FAITHFUL £10.00

    House Salad Base, Chicken, Bacon & DIY "Jar-Jar" Dressing

  • THE BEET GOATS ON (V) £10.00

    House Salad Base, Goats Cheese, Beetroot & DIY "Jar-Jar" Dressing

  • THE YUM HUMM (P) £10.00

    House Salad Base, Sweet Potato Falafel, Hummus & DIY "Jar-Jar" Dressing

  • THE URBAN HUNTER £12.00

    Chicken, Bacon, House Bourbon BBQ, Monterey Jack, Chips, Baby House Salad & DIY "Jar-Jar" Dressing

  • THE CHEEKY SCAMP-I £10.95

    Whitby Breaded Scampi, Chips, Mushy Peas

  • THE CHIPPY £13.50

    Hand-Battered Fish, Chips, Mushy Peas

  • THE VIIISH & CHIPS (P) £12.50

    Hand-Battered Banana Flowers, Chips, Mushy Peas, Dill & Pickle Dip

  • THE KAT-ZOO RUBY £12.50

    Buttermilk Chicken, Katsu Sauce, Rice, Red Chilli, Coriander

Daring Sides

  • UBER CHIPS £5.50

    Chips topped with Bourbon BBQ pulled pork and cheese

  • BUFF CHIPS (V) £5.50

    Chips topped with buffalo sauce, chilli pepper cheddar & jalapeños.

  • FILTHY FRIES £5.50

    Chips topped with beef burger 'rubble', Monterey jack cheese, bacon, pickles and house 'crave' sauce.

  • GUAC-ING GOOD CHIPS (P) £5.50

    Chips topped with salsa, homemade guacamole & jalapeños.

  • HOUSE CHIPS (V) £4.95

    Sharing bowl of chips with our house 'crave' sauce.

  • SWEET POTATO FRIES (P) £5.50

    Sweet Potato Fries

  • GARLIC AND BASIL FLATBREAD (V) £4.50

    Garlic & Basil (V)

  • HOUSE SIDE SALAD (P) £5.50

    With DIY "Jar-Jar" Dressing

Desserts

  • RHUBARB & STRAWBERRY CHEESECAKE (V) £5.50

    Vanilla Ice Cream

  • ICE CREAM COOKIE SANDWICH (V) £5.25

    Honeycomb Ice Cream, House-baked Cookies, Chocolate Sauce

  • STICKY TOFFEE PUDDING (V) £6.00

    Vanilla Ice Cream

  • BANOFfEE WAFFLE (V) £6.50

    Waffle, Toffee Sauce, Banana, Honeycomb Ice Cream

  • CHEEKY CHURROS (V) £6.00

    Churros, Cinnamon Sugar, Warm Nutella, Disco Sprinkles

  • ICE-ICE BABY (POA) £4.95

    Vanilla Or Honeycomb Cornish Dairy Ice Cream Or ask our team for today's plant based icey offering

£6 Lunch Menu

Get a lunch burger, pizza or salad PLUS a drink for only £6! Upgrade your Pizza to full size for £1 extra. Lunch Menu available 12-3pm Monday – Friday

Lunch Burgers

  • THE BUTTERMILK LUNCH BURGER

    Buttermilk Chicken, Leaves, Mayo

  • THE "GOOD" LUNCH BURGER

    Chicken, Leaves, Mayo. Be Extra "Good" And Hold The Bun

  • THE LUNCHTIME CRAVING BURGER

    Beef Burger, Leaves, House Crave Sauce

  • THE LUNCHTIME HUMMER BURGER (P)

    House Veggie Patty, Hummus

Lunch Salad

  • THE FAITHFUL LUNCH SALAD

    Our House Salad Base & Our DIY "Jar-Jar" Dressing Topped With Chicken, Bacon

  • THE YUM HUMM LUNCH SALAD (P)

    Our House Salad Base & Our DIY "Jar-Jar" Dressing Topped With Sweet Potato Falafel & Hummus

  • THE LUNCH BEET SALAD (P)

    Our House Salad Base & Our DIY "Jar-Jar" Dressing Topped With Goats Cheese & Beetroot

Lunch Pizza

  • THE CLASSIC LUNCH PIZZA

    Pepperoni

  • THE LUNCH WITH MARGIE PIZZA (V)

    Heirloom Tomatoes, Mozzarella, Basil

  • THE LUNCH DODGE PIZZA (P)

    Roasted Red Peppers, Heirloom Tomatoes, Red Onions, Mushrooms, Spinach, Avocado, No Cheese!

  • THE LUNCH WITH RITA PIZZA (P)

    Heirloom Tomatoes, "Plant-eeze", Basil

  • THE COSTA LUNCH PIZZA

    Chicken, Chorizo, Mushrooms, Red Onion

Lunchtime menu Drinks Include

Choose one of the soft drinks below or upgrade to an alcoholic drink listed below for £2 extra.

  • Pepsi Max
  • Diet Pepsi
  • Lemonade
  • Freshly Ground Coffee
  • Tea
  • Fosters + £2
  • Hop House 13 + £2
  • House Bitter + £2
  • 175ml House Red + £2
  • 175ml House Rose + £2
  • 175ml House White + £2

Kids Menu

3 Courses for £6 – Choose one from each section from the kids menu. For Children aged 11 & below. You can also add a free side salad to any kids meal.

Start

  • Cucumber Sticks (P)

    With Salsa Dip

  • Cheesy Nachos (V)

    With Salsa

  • A Plain Dough Stick (P)
  • A Cheesy Dough Stick (V)

Middle

  • MINI MARGIE PIZZA (V)

    Heirloom Tomatoes, Mozzarella, Basil

  • LITTLE RITA PIZZA (P)

    Heirloom Tomatoes, “Plant-eeze”, Basil

  • The KIDDY CLASSIC PIZZA

    Pepperoni

  • BAKED EGG & CHIPPIES (V)

    2 Eggs With Chips

  • CHIPPO & CHIPPiES

    2 Chipolatas With Chips

  • LITTLE CHICKIe

    2 Buttermilk Chicken Fingers With Chips

  • LITTLE SCAMPS

    3 Pieces Of Whitby Breaded Scampi With Chips

END

  • A SCOOP OF VANILLA ICE CREAM (V)

    With Chocolate Sauce & Disco Sprinkles

  • A BANANA (P)
  • A BABYCHINO (V)

Morning Menu

Served from opening until 12pm

Our Brekkie Bun

Our pretzel bun, just choose the fillin’

  • THE FULLY STACKED £7.00

    Bacon, Chipolata Sausage, Egg, Hash Brown

  • THE BACON STACK £5.00

    Bacon, Hash Brown

  • THE SAUSAGE STACK £5.00

    Chipolata Sausages, Hash Brown

  • THE EGG STACK (V) £5.00

    Eggs, Hash Brown

  • DIRTY DEALS DONE GOOD

    A BACON, SAUSAGE OR EGG STACK + A HOT DRINK FOR £6

BREKKIE PLATES

  • THE SHAKE YOUR SHAKSHUKA (V) £6.00

    Eggs Baked In A Chilli Tomato & Roasted Red Pepper Sauce, Crumbled Feta, Coriander, Dough Sticks

  • THE OBLIGATORY AVO (P) £5.00

    Smashed Avocado, Stone Baked Dough, Chilli, Coriander

  • THE OBLIGATORY AVO & EGG (V) £6.00

    Smashed Avocado, Stone Baked Dough, Chilli, Coriander, Topped With An Egg

  • THE BREAKFAST IN THE VILLAGE £7.00

    2 Bacon, 2 Chipolata Sausages, 2 Eggs, 2 Hash Browns, Mushroom, Heirloom Tomato, Baked Beans

  • THE IT’S NEVER TOO EARLY FOR PIZZA £5.00

    A Bacon, Mushroom, Sausage & Egg Pizza!

  • THE CHICKIN' 'N' WAFFLE £7.00

    Waffles, Buttermilk Chicken Fingers, Maple Syrup On The Side

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